Have you played Clue lately? Bobby Mitchell had kids home sick from school so he spent the afternoon playing the newest version and reports that there are some BIG changes. All the characters are now hipsters. There’s no revolver but Scarlet could have committed the crime with the barbell in the Spa. That’s right, it’s just “Scarlet,” not Miss Scarlet. No Professor, no Colonel. Apparently hipsters don’t use titles.
It’s not like the game was current when we played it as kids (did you know anyone with a Billiard Room?) – it was quaint even then.
And check out the new Peacock.
She doesn’t even need to get her hands dirty. She’ll just glare at you until you kill yourself.