iPad 2 goes for what, $499? But what if you could get a brand new iPad for only $300? No, that’s too expensive! There’s a woman in a McDonalds parking lot who thinks she can talk the guys offering the $300 iPad down to $180! Yes! She did it! Wow – this is unbelievable! “Thanks guys,”she exclaims with joy as she gazes at the box containing her newfound iPad. Oh, wait. What’s inside the FedEx box? Hey… wait a minute. This is a block of wood.