We should’ve seen this coming. After 40 years of marriage, former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, are separating. For Valentine’s Day, Al gave Tipper a box of Pop Tarts and said, “If you need me, I’ll be checking for global warming at Hooters.” And who can blame her for snapping when Al said for the zillionth time: “I invented the mail box.” At least their marriage last longer than the Florida recount, so that’s saying something. Besides, this gives Tipper more time to rehearse and tour with her Black Sabbath tribute band. Al, however, doesn’t seem to be taking it well… click MORE!
Some have reported Al Gore being so distraught he was throwing rusty car batteries into the Potomac. Listen below for Bobby, Chuck and Rachel discussing the Gore’s Homeland Security.